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That's right Let's hit Kazakhstan, it's already scary to talk about our own country, the calculators are breaking :))
Come and visit us in Ukraine :))))) and take more calculators
Come and visit us in Ukraine :))))) and take a lot of calculators.
))) An ordinary counting stick will suffice there too))))
In Russia, you have to use a lot of calculators to apply how many they steal there, I think they make about 1 billion somewhere in a day.
Forex Humorous Dictionary:
A trader is a person who has stepped on a rake.
Dummy - a novice trader who has never stepped on a rake and is therefore convinced that there is no such thing as a rake.
Loach - a trader who stepped on a rake regularly, but still believes that there is no such thing as a rake.
A narrow specialist - a trader who uses the same rake as a perfect technologist.
Broad specialist - a trader stepping on more than two rakes in parallel.
Intraday trader - a trader who specializes in stepping on a rake dozens of times a day. Player - a trader for whom stepping on a rake is more important than the process itself.
A mechanistic trader - a trader who is able to automate the process of stepping on a rake.
Investor - a person who has stepped on a rake once but is scarred for life.
Investment strategy - a concept that limits the number of rakes available for stepping on.
Portfolio - rules for stepping on more than one rake at a time (applied by broad practitioners).
Asset manager - someone for whom the most important thing in stepping on a rake is the outcome. He starts with stepping on his own rake and then, having gained experience, moves on to another's rake.
Mutual Funds are created for those, who want to benefit from a rake, without being in the exchange market at the same time.
The theory of technical analysis - Kama Sutra of traders, describing various ways of stepping on the rake; very popular with dummies.
Fundamental Analysis - the process of measuring and weighing the rake to assess its potential to hit; used by analysts.
Exchange - a field dotted with rakes.
Brokers - guides to the world of the rake, which provide a constant opportunity to step on the rake to everyone who wishes for a reasonable fee.
Analysts are mythical beings, brokers' accomplices, evil spirits - patrons of rakes. They specially seek out and strongly recommend the rake with the most painful blows.
Longs - rakes with long handles.
Shorts - rakes with short handles.
Emitters - manufacturers who produce rakes.
Off-list rakes - rakes for which there are no limits on the number of times you can step on them.Losses - bumps from hitting your forehead with a rake.
Leverage - the ability to spend more money to buy more and more rakes, each one hitting harder than the previous ones.
Margin Call - loss of consciousness from a super rake blow.
MetaStock - a computer miracle program that allows you to learn how to step on rake according to technical analysis.
Indicators are X-ray glasses, which allow you to find the rake, which does not lie well, in the half-light.
Japanese candles - an old, tried-and-true way of illuminating to find rakes in the dark; actively used when there was no electricity yet.
Dividends - rubber overlays on rake handles.
Profit - a case of a rake handle flying past your head and hitting someone else.
Elliott Theory - the rule that says that five strong rake strokes are followed by three weaker strokes.
Fibonacci - the good angel gauge of the rake's flight path.
Divergence - hitting the back of the head with a rake that has bounced off someone else's head.
Internet - a technology that allows one to step on a rake that is on the other side of the Earth.
Forum - a technology of communication, which allows everyone to step on the rake, not only on their own, but also on the rake of others.
Client support service - broker's department that gives advice on what to do after stepping on a rake. Usually its first advice is to step on another rake and compare the experience.
Commentary on the RBC channel is a public ranking of today's most popular rake with statistics on the bumps received.
IPO - the release of more and more rakes with increased hitting power.
Stop Loss - a hat with earflaps, which partially softens the hits of the rake.
Crisis - a situation when you get hit by a rake without even stepping on it.
Trading terminal - a program that allows you to monitor on-line the process of everybody stepping on the rake today and then take part in this entertaining process yourself.
Trend - a series of repetitive strikes with the same rake.
Channel - a corridor littered with rakes so that it is impossible to miss.
Sliding average - a snake crawling between the rake and stinging painfully if stepped on.
Parabolic - a cure for hitting the rake too hard: a trader's anabolic.
Head and shoulders - an acronym phrase in trader slang, denoting a situation where a rake has hit all three mentioned places at once.
Inverted head and shoulders - the same, but the blow came below the waist (i.e., it was a blow with a rake with a short handle, the so-called "shorts").
Double top - a trader's vision that occurs after a hard hit on the head with a rake.
Triple top - the same, but arising in traders wearing glasses.
Double bottom - loss of not only one's own money but also of a credit taken from a bank the day before.
Stop-breaks - a signal from the exchange, which means that enough of the rake is over, everybody licks wounds!
they'll ask.)
According to the officials, the transition to a new tax, which will be based on the assessment of the market value of real estate, will greatly simplify the taxation system for the taxpayer's benefit. A citizen or organisation will only have to pay one tax instead of two.
A narrow specialist - a trader who is fluent in the technique of stepping on the same rake.
Technical Analysis Theory - The traders' Kamasutra, describing different ways of stepping on rakes; very popular with dummies.
And this tax will be regulated by local authorities because it will go to the local budget. And they usually set the percentage "below the bottom line", as was the case with the vehicle tax :))
taxes are terrible in russia(((.
Our taxes are being simplified, yours are more messy, on the contrary.......
I can't believe businesses are coming running to us....