[Archive c 17.03.2008] Humour [Archive to 28.04.2012] - page 670

 
granit77:
There is a warning "Embedding is forbidden by the user".

Well, I'm telling you that this particular video is not embeddable.
 

Text message from an unknown number: Tanya, I love you!!!
SMS reply: I love you too! Put 500 p on my account.
SMS reply: Are you sure you're Tanya?
SMS reply: If you deposit 500 p., I am Tanya!

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- Mum, look, I'm as strong as Dad - I broke my pitchfork too!
- Shit, another dickhead growing up...

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Rostov rolling mill starts production of tubes of different diameters. The first pipe of various diameters has already come off the line.

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A man comes home with a hoover.
Wife:
-Did you buy a hoover?
- No, I didn't. I met your girlfriend today. We went to her place for a drink, a snack.
Then she undressed and said to me affectionately: "Take whatever you want!"
- So?
- So I took the hoover, everything comes in handy.

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Russian militia linked to Georgian police))))))))))))))

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVg0Y2gy1hY&feature=related

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