[Archive c 17.03.2008] Humour [Archive to 28.04.2012] - page 543

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From BashOrg:

xxx: there's a legend among our boozers about a certain key combination that switches the NumPad to Roman numeral mode :)

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^June^: a photoshop installer gave me some valuable test prep advice
^June^: "To continue working, close the following applications: firefox.exe"

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hett: it's good for you girls: you're hungry, you're cooked

 

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A guy comes to the south. On the first day he goes to the beach. He's happy about the sea, the sun, euphoric in general. He sees a girl lying naked. Beautiful and tanned. The guy's jaw dropped, his swim trunks moved, he started drooling, his hands were shaking...
The girl lazily raises her head and asks:
- Is he new?
- Yes...
- Have I given you one yet?
- No...
The girl stretches out her hand and shows a fig.

- Then - on!

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- What's courtroom?
- Are you stupid? It's when ships are made!

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Calling a cat a cat is not a sign of good breeding.
But calling a cat a cat when you've tripped over it.....

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- Look,daughter,you're a big girl now. I need to talk to you. Tell me, how did your pictures end up on a porn site?
- Come on,daddy. Let's talk.... Or should I ask my mum how you found out about it?

 

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... It's better to lose a day and then get there in five minutes...

good old cartoons are long gone!!! :)


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DDFedor:

good old cartoons are long gone!!! :)

From the first shots, the 3D of the time was striking.
 

Find 5,000 roubles under the left paw of the eagle!

"SKB-Bank purchases 1, 2 and 5 rouble coins from the public at a price of 5,000 roubles apiece. These coins must have two main features: the year of issue 2003 and the emblem of the St. Petersburg Mint (SPMD)."

Numismatists are said to have a price tag of up to 20,000 roubles for these coins.

 

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- What do you do?
- Working on the clavitivatura, reading and assembling the ortbano.

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