The start of the school year in an American school: Shakiro Suzuki, who knows American history better than anyone - MQL4 and MetaTrader 4

Владимир Тезис 2011.01.06 21:21 #5341

Владимир Тезис 2011.01.06 21:21 #5342

[Deleted] 2011.01.07 15:57 #5343

It's a new year:
- I have to call my mother and tell her where I am.
- Hello, Mum, where am I?

sergeyas 2011.01.07 16:35 #5344

The start of the school year in an American school. The class teacher
introduces the class:
- Children, we have a newcomer, Shakiro Suzuki from Japan. And now.
let's begin the lesson and see how well you know American history.
Who said "freedom or death"?
There is dead silence in the classroom. Suzuki raises his hand:
- Patrick Henry, 1775 Philadelphia.
- Very good. And whose words, "The state is the people, and as such
should never die"?
Suzuki's hand again:
- Abraham Lincoln, 1863, Washington.
The teacher looks sternly at the class:
- Shame on you, children! Suzuki is Japanese and knows American history better than
...and knows American history better than anyone!
At that moment, a quiet voice from the back desk:
- Z""""""""" and fucking Japs!
The teacher sharply turns around:
- Says who?!?!!
Suzuki jumps up and scrambles away:
- General MacArthur, Guadalcanal Island, 1942.
With the class completely numb, an exclamation from the Kamchatka:
- Suck it!
The teacher is going spotty:
- Whoooooo?!!!!
Suzuki instantly jumps up:
- Bill Clinton to Monica Lewinsky in the Oval Office, Washington, 1997.
Indignant shriek:
- Suzuki is shit!!!
And not a second delay:
- Valentino Rossi at the Rio de Janeiro Grand Prix in 2002!
year! -shouts the japanese!
The class is hysterical, the teacher faints, the door swings open and there's
an enraged headmaster appears:
- """""""""""" your mother! What kind of a mess is this?!!!
Suzuki, who hasn't had time to sit down:
- President Yeltsin, session of the Russian Parliament, 1993!

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