[Archive c 17.03.2008] Humour [Archive to 28.04.2012] - page 48

 

I liked the hymn rendition best - the first link! I respect a lady like that! A true patriot!

The heart immediately fills with pride for "our great motherland"!

That's just one thing that is missing - to enjoy the performance to the end.

There is no backing (chorus).

And our Russian ruling tandem would look very well in quality of backing. Guess which one?

 
 
Advanced Juggernaut's Concise Dictionary

to Beaverton, juggernaut - "Stay on course for the Medusa system!
learn Olban - "I can offer a talker."
bojan - "It's a skliss, it's nobody's."
"He's smart and clever."
kg/am - "No vegetation, no minerals, no water, inhabited by robots".
ugly-ass - "It's a tiger rat from the planet Penelope. It feeds on wild bulls."
"I can't hold on any longer!"
"Stay! You'll be the Genius Mechanic of the Planet!"
Drink some yadda - "You'll have to change the grease."
"hello, brave bird."
"i asked for 400 drops and this is 402."
"i don't like these mysteries and riddles."
where do you get this weed? - "It's so beautiful here! "It's gonna be a disaster.
gothic - "it's gonna turn purple and speckled!"
oh... give me two - "the right tail is longer!"
the son of a bitch, kg/am, achtung - "the miracle of hostile technology".
Drain defended - "We're not bandits! We're honest pirates!"
"I knew this wouldn't end well."
"You saved my life."
"Daddy, look! There's Dr. Verkhovtsev."
"Brought the chicks a new toy."
kitty cuckoo - "No, Alice, you're asking for it."
pictures don't load - "daddy, they're invisible fish!"
under the cat - "It's... called... TORTIC?"
i'll get it tomorrow - "i'll take it apart later."
 

 

in the euro/dollar thread, i predicted an operational value of the drop, took a profit, then the number of predictions for the drop went up, and the rate went down. and i... am looking at the moose on the wall... I'm not going to be a loser, I'm going to be a loser. P.S., not too much, but definitely.

 
kraizislot >>:

в ветке евро/доллар предсказал оперативное значение падения курса, снял профит, потом число прогнозов на падение выросло, да и курс упал. а я.. разглядываю лося на стенке.. Добейте меня морально, ну хоть кто - нибудь!. Р.S. добивайте не сильно но точно.

A millionaire is being interviewed:
- Tell me, what is the secret of your success?
- Patience, my friend, patience.
- But I can name a thousand things, where no patience will help.
- Such as?
- Carrying water in a sieve.

- You're wrong, you just have to get a sieve and have the patience to wait for winter.

 
Urain писал(а) >>

A millionaire is being interviewed:
- Tell me, what is the secret of your success?
- Patience, my friend, patience.
- But I can name a thousand things where patience is of no help.
- Such as?
- Carrying water in a sieve.

- You're wrong, you just have to get a sieve and have the patience to wait for winter.

:)))

 

The Heineken robot is a great idea

Heineken has unveiled a curious device. The robot wanders around one of London's bars and navigates a pre-defined route to pour a drink (in this case, beer) for each customer who puts his glass to his lap. Let's hope the developers will further develop their creation
https://www.mql5.com/go?link=https://ekabu.ru/29411-robot-heineken-otlichnaya-ideya___tehnologii.html
 


Tinfoil hat won't save us from aliens


British scientists believe humans are aliens


 
Swetten, I have come to the conclusion that you are a man :)