[Archive c 17.03.2008] Humour [Archive to 28.04.2012] - page 25

 
Mathemat писал(а) >>

A quickly lifted cigarette does not count as a fallen cigarette:)

This is where I got my answer.

And why distract serious people? Besides, I wasn't arguing :o)

 

This is a hint to lea where to dig. Probably not at Fichten's either.

 
Mathemat писал(а) >>

This is a hint to lea where to dig. Probably not Fichten's either.

My favourite:

A mathematician, theoretical economist and econometrician is asked to find a black cat (which is not really there) in a dark room:

- The mathematician goes mad trying to find a non-existent black cat and ends up in an asylum.

- The econometrician fails to catch the nonexistent black cat, but once out of the room, he proudly announces that he can build a model describing all his movements with utmost accuracy.

- The econometrician enters a dark room, spends one hour there looking for the nonexistent black cat and shouts from inside the room that he has caught it by the scruff of his neck.

 
Mathemat писал(а) >>

This is a hint to lea where to dig. Probably not Fichten's either.

OK, I get the error in my thinking)

 

The psychosis is a consequence of the wrong kind of Training-III.

 
Mathemat >>:

Ну елы-палы, народ, это ж первый семестр нормального технического вуза.....


Don't worry so much, colleague. Personally, for example, I completely agree with you from the very beginning, and have not spoken out so far only because you yourself have explained everything so clearly and intelligibly to the people. Well, people bargained, it does not happen.

This example clearly shows how IMPORTANT REGULARLY look at the definitions of various mathematical concepts, not to miss (especially in theoretical and statistical). Personally I, for example, even agreeing with you, colleague, nevertheless did not feel lazy, but went to Wikipedia and other places and rechecked the definition of the limit of a function (according to Cauchy and Heine).

 

Offtop...

Announcement - saw it myself (punctuation saved).

Giving away a dog in good hands - man's best friend, bitch!

 
AlexEro >>: ещё раз перепроверил определение предела функции (по Коши и по Гейне).

Yep, by Heine - just what was needed.

 
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