[Archive c 17.03.2008] Humour [Archive to 28.04.2012] - page 440

 
sergeev:

he's symmetrical. Probably a health problem.
Or embalmed beforehand. Soon, grandfather Lenin will probably be carried out...
 
Svinozavr:

Vladimir Putin's press service has denied reports that the Russian prime minister had a black eye under his eye during his visit to Ukraine, which had been meticulously covered with make-up.



 
Mischek:
maybe it just fell off.

Yeah. And the prices couldn't be negotiated for some reason.
 
Nibbler:

"The Cylons were created - by men" (TV series - Battlestar Galactica)
Yeah, that's my first association with CYLONS AHTUNG!!! :)
 
Vinin:

Yeah. And the prices couldn't be negotiated for some reason.
 
Forest Squirrel chocolate.
The picture is of a squirrel - in its entirety, by the way.
On the back it reads:
"Composition: Protein - 8.5%..."
 
Mischek:



It's one step from synics to retirement {half a year}
 
Mischek:

Forest Squirrel Chocolate.
The picture is of a squirrel - the whole thing, by the way.
On the reverse reads:
"Composition: Protein - 8.5%..."

100% squirrels waiting?

;)

Lesnaya -8.5%.

On asphalt 19.1%

Iron-concrete 27.1%

...

100% - theoretically impossible...

 

It's hilarious to see the first person in the state with a bruise.

- Maybe he fell, slipped...

- No! He was punched in the eye.

but they'll still vote for him.

 
Mischek:

It's hilarious to see the first person in the state with a bruise.

- Maybe he fell, slipped...

- No! He was punched in the eye.

But they will still vote for him.

Smoke a cigarette or you'll see something!

;)