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10 facts about dreams
Wow, there's a lot of things I don't agree with in there. Like
6. We only dream about what we have seen
That's not good at all. It doesn't even stand up to the lightest criticism. )))))))))
I cried...
Kids Forum
Posted February 18th, 2008 by slim
If our kids had their own forum, what kind of topics would it cover?
"Trying to feed me cauliflower: how do I respond?!"
"Hasn't pooped in just 2 days, how do I save myself from tube, Duphalac, enema, etc.?"
"Sos!!!! Mommy sleeps all night!"
"What do you think of Chico-Polly's high chair?"
"Won't let me tear the wallpaper!"
"How do you sneak up on a cat?"
"A trip to the district health clinic. "It's getting on my nerves."
"Won't let me throw cat litter. How do I respond?"
"Putting the cat to bed at 9pm. How do I fight it?"
"My naked pictures on the internet. How do I deal with it?"
"Holidays abroad. "Should I bring my parents?"
"Lip play and other ways of creative expression."
"Why is a pack of tissues only enough for half the room and where does Mum keep the other one?"
"What should a mother be able to do at 27 and a half?"
"Who's tasted Bepanten ointment? I'd love to, but I haven't been able to..."
"Is it possible for a baby to be separated from its mother?"
"Do you get kissed on your butt?"
"Do you know a speech therapist for Grandma?"
"How many phones have you sucked on?"
Help! "You've got your shoes on - how do you get up now?
How do I learn to sleep without letting go of my breast? As soon as I fall asleep, it falls out.
Services: Artistic smearing of gruel on the face
Who's got what kind of mobile? I'm sick of my own tunes. Let's swap.
"Mom's nose isn't flexible at all. Is that normal?"
"Help! My hair is growing!!!"
"Selling a set of clothes for mum, size 46."
"What pose to take when you sleep, so that all the household looks on and stares. Sharing our experiences."
"Is Mum just tapping her fingers on the keyboard or does it mean something?"
"Sharing my experience - which mould is more comfortable to pee in."
"Who's had it? "Mum's howling falsely and disturbing her sleep."
"What can I eat to make me poop purple?
"Baby, bunny, sunshine, sweetie, kitty... how do you know your name?
"Mum's like a madwoman, she gets excited about my poo - what specialist should I see?"
"At 25, she can't sing! Who should I ask?"
"Daddy's bald head won't grow back. Is it rickets?"
"I get carrot puree, I get chocolate. Where's the justice?!"
"Where's the nose? Where are the eyes...? Don't they know?"
"Mummy's tummy's swollen. What's wrong with her?"
SHOUTING: The cat's being fed better! And all attempts to establish justice are harshly suppressed! Why?!!!
"A poll for infants: what would you like your mum to eat on New Year's Eve"
Poll: who has tried houseplants? Which ones taste better?
"Tired of mommy's tit! I want daddy's! Has anyone ever had one?"
How do I get rid of my daddy's chest hair? He responds to pulling it out by screaming. Any advice on a painless way to get rid of it?
Help! Mum won't go to sleep until I've sucked her tit for 40 minutes.
"I'M FED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How do I explain this to my parents?"
"Really need your financial support: we have no salt and sugar. Eating empty porridge. I feel nauseous."
"Okey-okey-okey....Here comes the horny goat....And what is the creative potential of your parents?"
"Why is my sister always showing her tongue and making faces at me? Low culture?"
Help! A new nappy makes me look fat!!! Advise me on a normal model!
Sucking a tit and a finger at the same time. Maximalism?
Washing every day. Are there any other ones as dirty?"
I suggest that all those in doubt conduct one experiment. However, only those who are really interested in finding out what is going on will be able to complete it. It will not take up a single drop of the experimenter's waking time. So, take a glass of flour or sand or something else - at your discretion. We put it somewhere hidden from prying eyes. We give ourselves the task of knocking the glass over in our sleep. In the morning, wake up and check whether we have succeeded.
I recommend not talking to anyone about this experiment - the influence of other people's attention will negate all efforts. For greater security you can not only knock over a glass of flour, but also spread it with your hand and draw some preconceived sign on the flour.
If you wake up and find the overturned glass of flour and marks drawn with your finger and your physical body hands are not covered with flour, what conclusion can be made?
A simple fountain pen and a sheet of paper would also be suitable for the experiment, but they will not get dirty and you can put it down to sleepwalking. There is nothing to write off when flour is involved.
You have to try to carry out this experiment with determination. Every day. And it is not important how far from the glass with flour you fell asleep. For that body, in which we feel ourselves when we sleep, distance does not play a role. If we want it, we can transport it to enormous distances in a moment.
If one really wants to, one will bring the experiment to an end. One may take years, another only a few days. Another may spend a lifetime trying and fail to achieve anything. When I started this practice, it took me half a year. It's true I was doing an entirely different practice, but it doesn't change the essence. Go for it!
I realised what attracted me to this forum - it's full of dreamers! just as crazy and desperate... ;)
But some strategies work.
It's a practice, too...
They say it doesn't last long.
Probably get tired of leveling up. ;)
...
I realised what attracts me to this forum - it's full of dreamers! just as crazy and desperate...))
More like just good weed :-))
Yeah, you should quit smoking... so much energy would be released... drknn, is there any "anti-smoking" magic?