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I'M BEAUTIFUL !!! ))
Here's what I got in the mail today:
Dear(My surname)
I wish to request your ardent attention to this very important message. Permit me therefore to intimate you about my intention of contacting you through this medium.
I am an attorney at law and the principal partner of the above indicated law firm. I hereby wish to inform you about the sudden death of my late client (Dr.G.E.My surname) who passed away through an air crash that involved the Togo Football Association which occurred on the 4th June 2007.Before his unfortunate passing away, he was the chief therapeutic specialist of this football association.
As a foreign employee of this ministry of many tenures to his advantage, he was quite wealthy, both in assets as he was also involved in government contracts until his unfortunate demise. Permit therefore as his personal aide to inform you about a
cash balance deposit of total sum of $18,950,000.000 USD(eighteen million, nine hundred and fifty thousand USD dollars) that he deposited in a bank in the before that unfortunate occurrence's hereby solicit for your assistance to stand as a business associate and next of kin to this effect.
Take a note that I am in perfect possession of all the required items of this bank account and all other relevant documents of his assurances that will perfect the successful execution of this covenant.
Meanwhile it is very difficult to receive or send an email to your email address at (MAIL.RU) from this part of the world. I suggest you create a new email address with one of the following email providers so that I do not find it difficult to reach you by email;
1. WWW.YAHOO.COM
2. WWW.HOTMAIL.COM
3. WWW.GMAIL.COM
Upon your unbiased and speedy response to this call, I will inform you with all the required/necessary details with the modes of execution of this
covenant.
Sincerely, Mathias Akpomo,Esq,
Please Reply to the E-mail
I'M BEAUTIFUL !!! ))
Here's what I got in the mail today:
Dear(My surname)
I wish to request your ardent attention to this very important message. Permit me therefore to intimate you about my intention of contacting you through this medium.
I am an attorney at law and the principal partner of the above indicated law firm. I hereby wish to inform you about the sudden death of my late client (Dr.G.E.My surname) who passed away through an air crash that involved the Togo Football Association which occurred on the 4th June 2007.Before his unfortunate passing away, he was the chief therapeutic specialist of this football association.
As a foreign employee of this ministry of many tenures to his advantage, he was quite wealthy, both in assets as he was also involved in government contracts until his unfortunate demise. Permit therefore as his personal aide to inform you about a
cash balance deposit of total sum of $18,950,000.000 USD(eighteen million, nine hundred and fifty thousand USD dollars) that he deposited in a bank in the before that unfortunate occurrence's hereby solicit for your assistance to stand as a business associate and next of kin to this effect.
Take a note that I am in perfect possession of all the required items of this bank account and all other relevant documents of his assurances that will perfect the successful execution of this covenant.
Meanwhile it is very difficult to receive or send an email to your email address at (MAIL.RU) from this part of the world. I suggest you create a new email address with one of the following email providers so that I do not find it difficult to reach you by email;
1. WWW.YAHOO.COM
2. WWW.HOTMAIL.COM
3. WWW.GMAIL.COM
Upon your unbiased and speedy response to this call, I will inform you with all the required/necessary details with the modes of execution of this
covenant.
Sincerely, Mathias Akpomo,Esq,
Please Reply to the E-mail
Vladimir Putin hurts shoulder in training
The prize money went to the bears. Markets collapsed on the news, Russia (united and indivisible) dug in on the shorts.
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yeah... my "uncle."
Is it OK that the numbers are billions and the brackets are millions? Are you a dollar millionaire or a billionaire?))
Is it OK if the figures are billions and the brackets are millions? Are you a billionaire or a billionaire?)
I'm a million-dollar billionaire )))
Now follow all my orders, like SPTOP and LIMIT (That's subtle humour.)
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Is it okay if the numbers are billions and the brackets are millions? Are you a dollar millionaire or a billionaire?))
The entry $18,950,000,000 USD is 18 million...
here according to their regional standard - "comma" - thousands separator - "dot" - tenths separator
only three zeros in the decimal point are wrong.