[Archive c 17.03.2008] Humour [Archive to 28.04.2012] - page 702

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toxa79:

I was wearing a short dress... then the wind blew hard and my skirt covered my face...
Why are we picking on me? I meant the skirt of the dress... The dress consists of two parts: the upper part (from the waist) is called the bodice and the lower part (from the waist) is called the skirt...
 

Anyway. I WISH WE'D SEEN IT.

p.s. personally, I do.

 
margaret:
There were many winds: first the trip was calm, then when we went downhill there was a strong wind... Then when we came out of the water there was a storm wind, after the volcano we hit a hurricane, and then we hit a waterfall and again a calm wind... going into the jungle was quiet and calm, then we reversed and went down, then we turned around and again a strong wind.... I did not see everything because my skirt covered my eyes... but the wind was always there.

Cool . Makes me want to go for a ride. And with the transfer and the reverse. Too bad I don't have anyone right now.
 
seshen:

Anyway. I WISH WE'D SEEN IT.

p.s. personally, I do.

But people passing by saw it.... There's a huge, full-wall monitor hanging outside to advertise and it's broadcasting live.
 
Mischek:

Oh, that's cool. Makes me want to go for a ride. I want to do it in reverse. Too bad I don't have one right now.

Silence to the hussars!
 
Misha... You know I won't keep quiet.
 
Svinozavr:
Misha... You know I won't keep quiet.

Margarita and I are going for a ride tomorrow, will you go for a ride with us?
 
Mischek:

Margarita and I are going for a ride tomorrow, will you come with us?

With a transfer?
 
PapaYozh:

With a transplant?

Of course, right after the volcano.
 

1. I bought an iPhone, then an iPhone 2, then an iPhone THREE, then an iPhone 4, then two
iPads and now an iPad 2. WHY AM I NOT GETTING ONE? Serge, 39 years old.

2. Scientists suggest that the main reason for the rise in child cruelty is
2000-piece puzzles.

3. Russian scientists have developed a unique lunar rover that takes soil samples from
American lunar rovers.

4. "Chocolate is extracted from cacao beans, beans-vegetables.Sugar-from sugar
beets.Beets-vegetables.So, chocolate is also a vegetable, and vegetables are good for health!"

5 .I learned that I have a huge family. A monitor, a system box...
I plugged in a wire. Windows, the sky is blue, it's all mine - my own!

6. I would like to name my son Sergei. -I'm sorry, but this name is already taken, try
another one.Available, for example, Sergei2008, Ser-Gay or Sergei-25.

7. iPhone + iPad + iMac = iBankrupt

8."Some pedestrians are so brazenly crossing the road as if they were
safe before doing so. "

9. Were you cheating? -Who would I cheat with? -Fess up, have you cheated? -Well, there was one time with
neighbour... -I'm asking, did you cheat on your password?


10. "And let the world wait." (c) Internet Explorer.

11. I asked Yandex: "Where's my favourite?" 300 porn sites came up!

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