[Archive c 17.03.2008] Humour [Archive to 28.04.2012] - page 636

 

Announcement:
"Father on call. A stern, attentive man will come to the principal's office and listen to a complaint about a client."

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- Mommy, when I grow up, will I look up to you?
- Of course, daughter, you will...
- Oh, what the hell for?!

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Moose tariff... - call and reset...

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- So, what's the occasion?
- We're celebrating the purchase.
- That's good. What did you buy?
- Three bottles of vodka!

 
ALEX_SPB_RU:
Magic square http://www.yaplakal.com/fun/magic.htm

Fun. :-)))
 

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ALEX_SPB_RU:
Magic Square http://www.yaplakal.com/fun/magic.htm

"We've met twice now and she was smiling, so was I. "

That phrase killed it. The letter of happiness was written by an elementary school kid?

"A friend of mine didn't send it and had his wallet with $300 taken from him on the underground..."

yeah, he got off easy))) but a homo could have got on the subway.... and smile....

 
ALEX_SPB_RU:
Magic square http://www.yaplakal.com/fun/magic.htm

and did nobody notice the identical symbols next to numbers divisible by nine?
 
moskitman:

and no one has noticed the identical symbols next to numbers divisible by nine?
Ehhh... the youth...
 
moskitman:

and did nobody notice the same characters next to numbers divisible by nine?

it seems to use the property of dividing numbers by 9.
 
moskitman: and no one noticed the identical characters next to numbers divisible by nine?
Well, whoever has to pay attention. We're just waiting for others to figure it out.
 
moskitman:

and what, no one noticed the same symbols next to numbers divisible by nine?
When he guessed the third time, I guessed three different numbers and there was the same symbol underneath them. I guess it's arithmetic (what I knew and forgot)
 
moskitman:

and no one noticed the identical characters next to numbers divisible by nine?
Thank you, CAP!