[Archive c 17.03.2008] Humour [Archive to 28.04.2012] - page 315

 

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I work as an accountant.
A distressed friend calls one day in a terrible panic: they've got a visit...
- Oh! We're being audited! They're fining us!
- For what?
- We didn't deduct tax from the wreath!
- What do you mean?
- An employee died and the firm bought a wreath for his grave...
- Well... You excluded the wreath from the income tax - it's not intended as an economic benefit...
- Yes! Excluded, let them choke on it! But they insist that the employee received in-kind income in the form of payment for it on the basis of Article 210 of Chapter. 23 OF THE TAX CODE!
- Wait, the wreath was purchased after the employee's death?
- Yes!
- So what is the deceased's income?
- Thank you! I'll tell them!
 
alexx_v:
What kind of film? Who knows?


Good film by the way, Schweiger was in the spotlight before the premiere

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drknn: WITHOUT the cap, you're just a regular sucker

Bullshit. Putting on a hat, looking in the mirror doesn't help... :))
 
 
granit77:
Bullshit. Put the cap on, look in the mirror - doesn't help... :))


Maybe two? The visors have to be positioned in different directions
 
Mischek:
How about two?

In each ear?