[Archive c 17.03.2008] Humour [Archive to 28.04.2012] - page 633
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BhrxFdefAY&feature=player_embedded
Now I understand why I don't understand today's youth ))))
"With the smile of an executioner in love with his job" I'll blow you all away! )))
You don't steer shit... )))
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It's just a literal exertion - won't go anywhere...
On a good day! (got to the point...)
The case of the yellow Kalina:
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On a good day! (got to the point...)
The case of the yellow Kalina:
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(grimly) Soon everyone... ..we'll get there...
What do you think, naphtha over 100 is the norm of life?
Cyprus. It's OK there.
Father sits on the cooker and says:
- Son, did you close the barn?
- I did.
- Have you plugged the hole so the cow can't get out?
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Give a difficult task to a lazy employee - he or she will find the easiest way.
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Russian biathlon is when one runs for beer in the morning and shoots cigarettes on the way...
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The wife is nagging her husband:
- You don't do anything in the house... At least do your homework once with the kid!!!
Husband guiltily:
- Son, come here! What did you have to do in nuclear botany?
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Every honest, sincere person putting a smiley face should smile!
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- Please look at my printer.
- What's wrong with it?
- I go to the website, read jokes - funny, print it - not funny.
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- Daughter, they told me you're smoking!
- Well, which woman didn't I say hello to?
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Husband and wife sit in the kitchen at night and talk:
- Our neighbour turns out to be a very clever man!
- What makes you think that?
- When our son was given a drum for his birthday, he was the only one who guessed to ask: "Do you know what's inside it?
Oh... I knew it would be moderated ))))
But I got a glimpse :)).
Anyway... it's just a joke... You should not do that, dear moderators, this is a thread for joking and smiling ))))
ZS: I hope the author is not banned? )))
Today is the day off. We are resting...
"To cram in the ineffable..."
No. The MCs are doing fine.