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"Let's go home, you deaf hag...!"
Alexey Alexseev's KJFG cartoon series. №5
>It used to be just as good, more soulful
>Not only that - even more patriotic, I decided here to enquire about the original Italian lyrics of the song....
Tu vuò fa l'americano
¶ You want to look American ¶
Puorte o cazone cu 'nu stemma arreto
'na cuppulella cu 'a visiera alzata.
Passe scampanianno pe' Tuleto
comme a 'nu guappo pe' te fa guardà!
Tu vuò fa l' americano!
mmericano! mmericano
siente a me, chi t' ho fa fa?
tu vuoi vivere alla moda
ma se bevi whisky and soda
po' te sente 'e disturbà.
Tu abballe 'o roccorol
tu giochi al basebal'.
ma 'e solde pe' Camel
chi te li dà? ...
La borsetta di mammà!
Tu vuò fa' americano
mmericano! mmericano!
ma si nato in Italy!
siente a mme
non ce sta' niente a ffa
o kay, napolitan!
Tu vuò fa l' american!
Tu vuò fa l' american!
Comme te po' capì chi te vò bene
si tu le parle 'mmiezzo americano?
Quando se fa l'ammore sotto 'a luna
come te vene 'capa 'e dì: "i love you!"?
Tu vuò fa l' americano
mmericano! mmericano
siente a me, chi t'ho fa fa?
tu vuoi vivere alla moda...
¶ You wear trousers with a coat of arms on your ass ¶
¶¶ You wear a cap and a raised visor ¶¶
# Walking around Toledo flared
¶ Like a bandit to get attention ¶
You want to look American!
¶ American! ¶ An American!
Listen to me, who's making you do this?
You want to live up to the fashion,
but if you drink whiskey and soda,
you're gonna get sick.
You dance rock 'n' roll,
you play baseball,
but who gives you money for Camel
who gives you...?
Mama's purse!
You want to look American!
American! American!
But you were born in Italy!
Listen to me,
you don't have to do any of that,
Okay, Neapolitan!
You want to look American!
You want to look American!
How you can be understood by someone who loves you,
If you speak half American?
When you're with your lover under the moon
# How can you think to say, "I love you"?
¶ You want to look American ¶
¶ American! ¶ An American!
Listen to me, who makes you do that?
You want to live up to the fashion...
And I've only seen this one -
"Australian DJ duo Yolanda Be Cool and producer DCUP have created a dance viral from an Italian song from 1956. The song 'Tu vuò fà l'americano' (You want to be an American), written by Neapolitan singer Renato Carosone, became famous after being played in the romantic comedy It Started in Naples (1960), but it was far from reaching international hit status. The house version of 'We No Speak Americano', made by the duo Yolanda Be Cool, also got off to a long start. But it was a time bomb - within six months the song had exploded the dance charts in 15 European countries, including, curiously enough, Italy.
PARROTS ARE A JOKE.
At first I thought it was a gag, but it's no gag, I don't understand how birds can play such a wide spectrum
>>
>
Speaking of smokers.
Yesterday I went fishing with a grandfather. Granddad is an avid smoker with years of experience and an already stifling cough. I suggested, unobtrusively, that he should quit smoking, to which he replied quite seriously.
-I suggested, unobtrusively, that he should quit smoking and he replied in all seriousness. Cigarettes rejuvenate the body.
Conclusion.
A successful anti-smoking advertisement is a hidden advertisement for cigarettes:)))))
PARROTS ARE A JOKE.
At first I thought it was a gag, but it's no gag, I don't know how birds can play such a wide spectrum
https://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%9B%D0%B8%D1%80%D0%BE%D1%85%D0%B2%D0%BE%D1%81%D1%82%D1%8B