A Greek, an Irishman and a Portuguese go into a bar and order drinks. Who picks up the bill? A German.
We're just four weeks away from Halloween: people pretending to be
somebody else, going door-to-door for handouts, or as that's also
called, running for president.
Simon Cowell was hosting an episode of the "X Factor" in Britain this
week, and a lot of people thought he might have had a wardrobe
malfunction. But turns out, he was just sitting on his foot.
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I'd rather he places a full debit one there.
With the election just a month away, it seems like everyone’s
encouraging people to vote. In fact, I saw that last week, some
politicians in Arizona took part in a voter registration event at a
strip club. The politicians said the hardest part was pretending they
had never met the strippers before.
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I have. It's an interesting experience.
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