Traders joking, the beginning - page 695

 
 

QUESTION: What do you get when you cross a librarian with a stock market analyst?

ANSWER: All the information you need, but you can't understand a word of it.

 
A new study says men who have more sex are more likely to pray. Especially if they forgot to use birth control.


 
 
Madonna reportedly bought her son a Donald Trump piñata this weekend to celebrate his birthday. A Donald Trump piñata is just like a regular piñata, except there’s nothing inside.

 
 
Hahaha, I've done that.
 
There are now about six more weeks left in the election. And we know that because this morning, Trump’s hair popped out and saw its shadow.


 
 
If I saw something like this I'd stop wanting gas altogether and start taking the bus.