Interesting and humorous (politics and history banned) - page 112

 

The T-90S tank has become the best tank in the world

To summarise, the T-90S designed by Vladimir Potkin is completely superior to all its NATO counterparts, not to mention China. Let the designers from the Celestial Empire not be offended. As well as the British, Germans and Americans, who have lost everything in tank building in the 21st century.

 
Bulldozers hardly have a top speed of more than 15 km/h. It is unlikely to take off.
 
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The T-90S tank has become the best tank in the world

To summarise, the T-90S designed by Vladimir Potkin is completely superior to all its NATO counterparts, not to mention China. Let the designers from the Celestial Empire not be offended. The British, Germans and Americans, who lost everything in tank building of XXI century, are also not offended.

The power is not in tanks, but in anti-tank artillery.

 
Dmitry Fedoseev:

Strength is not in tanks, but in anti-tank artillery.

Real strength is in the winning spirit.

 
Dmitry Fedoseev:

It's not the tanks that are the strength, it's the anti-tank artillery.

"Strength is in the truth, brother."

And seriously, tanks alone are no strength (nor are any other weapons). Tanks in combat are supported by BMPTs (Terminator tank support vehicle), helicopters, REBs, ...

Anti-tank artillery too is not a strength alone. It will have life time of several minutes in the battle. Military statistics know.

 

- Comrade soldiers! You're looking at a new, secret tank model. Its armour is capable of withstanding temperatures of -500 to +500 degrees Celsius...

- Comrade Major! There's no such thing as -500 degrees Celsius!

- Says who?

- Scientists say!

- For morons, I repeat: the tank is secret! Scientists may not know!

 
Edgar Akhmadeev:

"Strength in truth, brother."

But seriously, tanks alone are no strength (nor are any other weapons). Tanks in combat are supported by BMPT (tank support vehicle "Terminator"), helicopters, REB, ....

Anti-tank artillery too is not a strength alone. It will have life time of several minutes in the battle. Military statistics know.

Anti-tank artillery is not only guns on wheels, but also machine guns, hand grenade launchers, ATGMs. There is no telling which side is waiting for a kill shot.

 

- Comrades soldiers, there is a tank in front of you, it has a radio.

- Chief Warrant Officer, is the radio on bulbs or transistors?

- For morons I repeat - the radio is on the tank!

 

A lot of snow has fallen in Germany.

The army has released military vehicles to clear the roads.

An old German is sitting at a bus stop, and next to him young boys are talking in Russian.

The German is muttering to himself: - Snow... tanks... Russians... where am I?

 

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