Interesting and humorous (politics and history banned) - page 164

 
Aleksey Nikolayev #:

Even if we boil steel?

For steel and potatoes, the exception ))

 
Sergey Gridnev #:
It's very easy to believe if you've done the photography.

Even if you haven't been studying, you can see that the summer photo is a wide angle, and it "pushes back".

 
Shadow governments use the capacity of all the mining farms to keep kosynka from lagging.
 

On the first minute.

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Anubis is real!

 
Vladimir Karputov #:

Anubis is real!

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only a person with no intelligence would post such a thing 😂

 

Stories from the internet.

Picking up my son from kindergarten. Already in the car he asks a question:
- Daddy, why are you picking me up later?
- No, kid, I'm picking you up at the same time, it just gets darker outside.
- Why?
- It's autumn, the day is getting shorter.
- Why?
- Erm... The sun rises later and sets earlier.
- Why?
- Well, look, our planet doesn't move around the Sun in a completely circular path, which means that at some point it's farther away, at some point it's closer to the star. Plus the axis of rotation of the Earth itself is slightly tilted, so at some point less sunlight hits us and the daylight hours get shorter. Do you get it?
- Yeah... Is that why you started picking me up later?
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Vladimir Karputov #:

Stories from the internet.

Kids, they are like that. Not listeners, but questioners. I remembered an ancient pre-Internet story.

- Mum, how do people get on TV?

- They don't. You see, they get filmed in the studio on camera, then [blah blah blah]

She listens with her mouth open. Then:

- Mum, how do they get out?

 

When my wife passed her driving test:

 

Sorry, what's wrong with that?