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Artist Lin Ching Che
Талантливый, современный художник Лин Чинг Че родился в 1987-ом году в Тайбэе, столице острова Тайвань. На данный момент Лин состоит в нескольких крупных ассоциациях художников. Пишет, используя различные техники, но предпочитает рисовать акварелью.
Autumn poems
Thank you. I especially liked this one:
There's a logic exam going on.
Professor: - There are 500 bricks on board the plane. One brick falls out of the plane. How many bricks are left on board?
Student: - 499!
- Correct. Next question. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator in three steps?
- 1. Open the fridge. 2. Place the elephant in it. 3. Close the fridge.
- Next. How do you put the reindeer in the fridge in four steps?
- 1. Open the fridge. 2. Take the elephant out. 3. Put down the reindeer. 4. Close the fridge.
- Great! It's the birthday of the lion, the king of beasts! All the animals came to congratulate him except one. Why?
- Because the deer is still in the fridge.
- That's great! - says the professor.
- Let's move on. Can Granny walk through a swamp with crocodiles?
- Of course she can! After all, all the crocodiles have gone out to celebrate the lion's birthday.
- All right! Now for the last question. Granny walked through an empty swamp, but she died anyway. What happened to her?
- Uh... maybe a heart attack?
- No, it wasn't! A brick fell on her, which, as you remember, fell out of a plane. Come and see me in a week, love, for a reassessment! ...
Short cartoon about fishing
The best day is Thursday.
Why?
Because today.
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Interesting and humorous (politics and history banned)
Sergey Golubev, 2017.11.02 16:11
The best day is Thursday.