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... like all of our debates here, OLEG.

 
moskitman:

... like all of our debates here, OLEG.

Some stuff on the sides: green, yellow, red. Looks like the flags of Ethiopia, Mali, Bolivia
 

- Daddy, do you have any gays at work?

- No, baby. There's 3.14 assholes, but no gays.

 
Ukraine is $200 billion in debt...
The last one to disconnect will be the one to pay it :))
 
I don't understand why Putin is against Maidan. If they jumped once, Crimea would fall away, and if they jump twice, Odessa would fall away. You jump, gentlemen, jump. ©
 
 
In the cockpit, the pilot had not turned off the speakerphone and was talking to the co-pilot:
- I'm going to drink my coffee, go and fuck the stewardess.
The stewardess blushes, drops the tray and runs towards the cockpit.
The old Jew's voice from behind:
- Daughter, take your time, he hasn't had his coffee yet!
 
A grandmother goes to the gynaecologist and says: "Doctor, I'm about to die, but I'm still a virgin. The doctor is too lazy to deal with the old woman, so he has entrusted a trainee student with the job. The trainee takes the keys to the next room, and he and the grandmother leave. At the end of the day, the doctor remembers the grandmother and the trainee, opens the next room with his key, and sees that the grandmother is gone, while the trainee, wrapped in a sheet, sits on a couch and smokes. - And where is the grandmother? - The doctor asks. She's gone to get the seventh hundred.
 
 
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