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You should see the DVD spinning in the grinder ))
here it is, almost Bulgarian music ))
- Doctor, help me, my wife's gone mad, she says she can't see me.
- Aaah! ... Who's talking?
Two doctors are talking:
- I prescribed one patient to dress warmer.
- That's right.
- So, when he left, he wore my sheepskin coat.
A girl runs up to a policeman:
- Someone wants to rape me!
- Who?
- Some maniac!
- Blind?
- All day long you reproach me! You say I don't love you!'' the husband shouts to his wife. - And this after I've left five mistresses for you in the last three years!
Wife:
- How can you drink that crap?
- That's right. And you say I'm having a good time.
And when I come home, I tell my mother-in-law right from the doorstep:
- Klavdia Petrovna! I have no intelligence, no money, I don't do anything at home,
and your daughter could have married much better!
And while she's hurriedly and agonizingly remembering what I've
that I have missed, I add:
- Son-in-law Petrov has finished his report! Permission to go and have a beer at my friends'...
alcoholics?
***
Doctor:
- Well, sir, how do you hear with your new hearing aid?
- Much better, doctor. I've changed my will three times already!
- And what about 5 billion for example to get 100th leverage?
- If only through a local brokerage company. They are not stingy.
And when I come home, I tell my mother-in-law right from the doorstep:
- Klavdia Petrovna! I'm not smart, I have no money, I do nothing at home,
and your daughter could have married much better!
And while she's hurriedly and agonizingly remembering what I've
that I have missed, I add:
- Son-in-law Petrov has finished his report! Permission to go and have a beer at my friends'...
alcoholics?
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