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You can look at the water, at the fire and at the man sitting in front of a pile of clean socks for a long time, looking for a pair.
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Anyway, a friend of mine who works in DNS told me about it. Afterwards, everything was watched on video surveillance.
A guy comes into their shop. He goes to the 50-something plasma, covers it with some kind of blanket and goes to the service centre. They all jumped at him, saying why did you take it without a box, we won't even take it back and won't look at what had happened to it. The guy sighed in grief, he didn't keep the box, what can he do(((( and he left the shop with the TV.
The guy was never found))
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The Chinese hacked into the Pentagon's server.
1.Every Chinese tried one password.
2.Every other password was "Mao Tse-tung".
3. On the 74357181st try, the server said it had a password of "Mao Tse Tung".
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Now I know what a good loudspeaker is! It's when the neighbours downstairs come and ask me to turn it down as I'm REPAIRING!!!
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I was surfing the web, came across "List of the most unnecessary things you get for New Year's Eve."
"Toilet miniature golf set(!)"
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Night is a good time to socialise. Apart from .
"hello, how are you? ", you can ask "what are you doing up? "
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At the pet store.
- Oh, that's adorable. Is that a cat or a kitty cat? ?
- Can't you tell by the ears?
- Ears? ? - I can't see.
- It's a hare.
- Excuse me, do you have any toilet paper?
- No, unfortunately, I don't.
- After a while he says again:
- Excuse me, do you happen to have any newspaper?
- No, alas, I'm on a lung.
After a few minutes, a 50-rouble note slips under the wall between the booths:
- Do you have change for ten rubles?
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