Humour - page 106

 

 
DmitriyN, how long have you been in the sauna?
 
Dimka, you're going to ask...
 
DmitriyN:
Listen, Andrei. Do you want me to tell you a terrible forex secret: how do you work without a spread? Spread=0. Can you imagine?
I've heard in passing about no-spread offices. They only take a commission on profitable trades.
What do you think you're doing?
 

 
solar:

That's cool. I work as an analyst, the only one in the office, and I too have begun to notice how my attitude towards those around me has begun to resemble this picture.
 
alexeymosc:
That's cool. I work as an analyst, the only one in the office, and I too have started to notice how my attitude towards those around me has started to resemble this picture.


Well, it's a pattern... And it says it all.

 

 
 
DmitriyN:
Do you even know who gets more A's? Don't you know that all education is rotten with corruption? All schools are already paid for. There is not a single pupil in Russia today whose parents (or non-parents) do not pay a bribe.
Do you know this or not? What planet are you on? // objectively looking at Houston's radar

Elected a moron president on your head. Only a moron would fly with geese in a hang glider escorted by fighter jets. How could piss like that ever hit the brain?
how many bribes have you personally paid and to whom to claim to be the only d'Artagnan?