Interesting and humorous - page 39

 

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Sysadmin:
- Well let them say it's bad form to use your cat's name as a password! RrgTt_fx32!b, kitty, kitty, kitty...

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Warrior: with the proliferation of touchscreens, the old "I wiped the monitor and wiped the shortcut" boom is becoming a real threat

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Yyyy: Snow. With pain in my heart, I swap the suede stilettos of seduction (charisma +20, stamina and movement speed penalty) for the boots of balance (resistance to the elements, resistance to tipping, charisma penalty).
xxx: Otherwise you risk getting a clumsy cast of +10 to armor, +50 to other people's pity, -100 to movement speed, penalty to running ability
yyy: That's how you motivate :)

 

I go outside for a smoke, and then...


... there he is!

 
 
moskitman:

I go outside for a smoke, and then...


... there he is!


Phone and website blacked out for what? Competitors? :))))))))
 
drknn:

Phone and website blacked out for what? Competitors? :))))))))
no - so they would not say that it is an advertisement, or they will start calling, ordering counsellors. )))
 

A man comes to the doctor with a duck sitting on his head.

Doctor: What are you complaining about?

Duck: It's something stuck to his arse!