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))). )))
so not only are you a scary person, but you're also evil...
Nah. He's a cynic.
It comes to mind:
"- Daddy, your son smokes-smokes-smokes-smokes!
- What, so often?
- No, only when he drinks.
- So he drinks too?
- Only when he loses a lot at cards."
so not only are you a scary person, you're also evil.
Nah. He's a cynic.
A Mayakovsky spoof:
I'm pissing
and looking
into the toilet
laughing
♪ I'm
blue
pissing ♪
And the end of my
is
pink.
And anyway:
я
Satisfied
with myself!
It reminds me of a joke:
A man walks into a bar, sits down at the bar and shouts at the barman:
- A glass of port!
The barman pours and runs the glass down the bar at the far end. Suddenly a monkey jumps out from somewhere, wets his *** in the glass and runs the glass on. The man, not understanding anything, still drinks the port and shouts:
- Bartender, another one!
Then the same thing happens - the monkey comes out again and pours his *** in the glass. The man yells indignantly:
- Hey, barman, your monkey's pissing his *** in my glass!
- It's not my monkey, it's the pianist's monkey!
Man walks up to the pianist:
- Hey pianist, your monkey is pissing his *** in my glass.
The pianist cheers:
- Oh, I got it, I got it! - And he starts to play: shake, shake and sing along: "your monkey is wetting his *** in my glass." ....
Boketto (Yap) - the act of staring senselessly and prolongedly into the distance
)
There are many well-known pyramid schemes and brokerage companies where people also successfully withdrew their change. And the first attempt to withdraw a more or less significant amount ended in tears.
I never noticed any problems with withdrawal of about $ 5000-$ 10000 from well-known brokerage companies.
I never noticed any problems, but one brokerage house called me in 8 years with a stupid question: Why do you withdraw...
I was very surprised by the question - at first I even wanted to give them a little nudge like: "Have you divided the money amongst yourselves yet?
They really think that the money deposited in the VC is already theirs!
No, Sash, this time I'm giving out loans to people. I am amazed that you can borrow dollars at 1.5% a day, but they, the idiots, do it!
I am happily rubbing my hands together and comparing it to Forex. Well, clearly not in favor of the latter occupation ))).
P.S. Note that except for Humor I have not written anywhere else.
:-) the risk is ... but with a large customer base and small amounts the risk is negated ...
The joke comes to mind:
A Jew is sitting by the bank selling sunflower seeds. Another Jew comes up to him and says:
- Moyshe, lend me ten rubles.
- I can't. I have an agreement with the bank: I don't give loans, and they don't sell sunflower seeds.