The professional seat of the trader - page 14

 

It's time to move the topic to the 'Humour' thread.

And create a separate thread for photo lovers, too.

There's a lot of people with limited bandwidth.

We should listen to them too.

 
It is better for non-picture lovers to turn off pictures in their browsers
 

This is the branch for pictures:

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AlexEro 24.11.2009 19:06

Our site has recently hosted one not-so-well-known dealer, which name starts with the letter "A", and held a "trader's workplace photo" contest.

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In fact, why not give a couple of photos of PROFI's approach to their workplace here as well?

Here you go:

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If only there were professionals.

We would make a workplace for them

 
Interesting thought. We also make and bury such ironmongers, but stupidly we clean the shit out of them. And office space is in high demand nowadays :))
 
DmitriyN:

... The client demanded that the construction be completed by the beginning of the end. ...

Where is the beginning of that end with which the beginning ends? ©

You do have a couple of hundred thousand years left. So unless there's a global cataclysm, you don't have to give it up... Who drew up the contract, you? Well done...

 
DmitriyN:

Similar structures are also being built in Russia. Several have been ordered by customers of our firm. The last one was finished a fortnight ago, the client demanded to have it finished by the end of the world.
The clients are very rich people, so not many people know about the construction of such facilities.

We build much safer, from high-strength monolithic reinforced concrete with walls and slabs several metres thick. Such structures are capable of withstanding an explosion from a modern nuclear warhead at a distance of 3km.

They are equipped with all the necessary life support systems. Our facilities can't be detected on the ground at all: not by radar, echo sounders, thermal imagers, metal detectors or any other devices.
You can walk around the field without knowing what's underneath.

What is shown above can be called a caricature compared to what we do. This corrugated tube will be broken even by a direct hit of a medium caliber bomb, not to mention the hatch, which takes only five hundred grams of TNT to break off.


Dima, stop advertising.
 

DmitriyN:

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In short, the cost can vary over a wide range.

Well... In an even greater range can vary the delivery time! Or didn't you get the humour?