[Archive c 17.03.2008] Humour [Archive to 28.04.2012] - page 806

 
TheXpert:
A swordtail with its tail torn off.

But his tail is not torn off, he is being pulled by his tail))))
 
Mischek2:

I thought that was very sexy for you, too.


Nah, I'm a bit kinky, but not that kinky!)

Would you tickle this "miracle" with your tongue?

 
jelizavettka:


And you'd tickle your tongue on the brisket

Here we go
 
Everyone got ready.
 
jelizavettka: Would you tickle this "miracle" with your tongue?
Lizaveta, go to sexpeople! We don't need any more bestiality here...
 
Mathemat:
Lizaveta, go to sexpeople! We don't need any more bestiality here...

That's not a fact. If the brisket is in the line of rump, ham, sirloin, etc., then what kind of diagnosis would we make, colleague, I can't even say.
 
Mischek2: I don't know. If the brisket is in the line of rump, ham, sirloin, etc., then what exactly are we diagnosing colleague, I'm not even sure.
It's the brisket of a living animal, hehe. And Lizaveta is trying to lick it.
 
Mathemat:
It's the brisket of a live animal, hehe. And Lizaveta's trying to lick it.


Looks like we've encountered a rare combinatorial diagnosis. Vulgaris zoophilia amidst a gastronomic transformation of the libido.

I was going to write - well-finished pork doesn't need any foreplay, but I changed my mind.

 
Mathemat:
It's the brisket of a living beast, hehe. And Lizaveta is trying to lick it.


Ew! What are you talking about?! Just thinking about it makes me sick! Mishek could do that... and get high from this action)

 
jelizavettka:


It's something Mishek could do... and get high from the action)

the unacknowledged need for groupthink of the masses

how interesting the progression of the disease is.