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After sex, women get smarter and men get dumber
That's the truth. All fuckers and womanizers are total morons.
After sex, women get smarter and men get dumber
Apparently, intelligence is sexually transmitted.
Right. That's where it's from:
So, girls, don't say no to boys! All the power and intelligence is in the sex! ;)
Right. That's where it's from:
And who has to pay for sex after that?
Boys to girls anyway. Girls are weaker as they often give up almost everything they have (access to the body) in exchange for social/material benefits. Girls should be pitied and loved.
I don't mean all of them, but many.
" A relative of mine worked at the Wedding Palace and told many different stories; - one of them:
A couple applied for registration, he with the surname 'Stakanov', she with the surname 'Pohmelkina'. All the free workers of the Palace came to the registration to see such a couple, but when they heard the surname of the witness, there was no stopping the laughter: "ZAKUSOV". What a joke. Nobody even remembered the witness' surname. Out."
"We were travelling to Cyprus one day. Globus" air company. It was a charter flight. All was well in principle: took off without any delays, 4 hours in flight. About 20 minutes before boarding, the following phrase over the loudspeakers: "To the commander and crew, take your seats. In 20 minutes we will be landing at Larnaca airport. A question sounds from the front rows of seats:
- Where was the crew for four hours?
The cabin was lying around until we landed."
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