[Archive c 17.03.2008] Humour [Archive to 28.04.2012] - page 311
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I laughed for about 15 minutes =)
>http://www.kommersant.ru/doc.aspx?DocsID=1494846
-How is the stock market situation?
Trader:
-It's getting back to normal.
After a while, the hairdresser again asks:
-How is the stock market situation?
Trader:
-It is getting back to normal!
A few minutes later everything is repeated. Finally, the trader can't stand it anymore and wonders why he keeps asking the same thing.
Barber:
-Because your hair stands on end, it's easier to cut it!
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Lada-calina
Also humour, however...
http://www.compromat.info/page_29727.htm
"The Samara governor (Putin's brother-in-law) decided to donate 400,000 rubles to Nizhny Novgorod fire victims, which never reached them..."
"And suddenly, ... The stream of publications about the patronage and generosity of the Samara governor suddenly dried up. And the governor's press service said that ... - the region's head's contribution to firefighting and aid to fire victims .... can only be evaluated conditionally...."
А " ... The Nizhny Novgorod media suddenly found out that no money was received from Vladimir Artyakov to the region's fire victims."