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"The obvious is the unbelievable".

QMJ1 oil, - tf = H1 today's candles. Have you seen this?

 
Hi. This was sent to me. I'm forwarding it. Intriguing news from China.
This year we are going to try four unusual dates:
1.1.11; 1.11.11; 11.1.11; 11.11.11 and that's not all...
Take the last two digits of the year you were born in, now add your age for that year and the result is 111 for the whole!!!
For example Harry was born in 1957, this year he will turn 54:
So 57 +54= 111 . Olga was born in 1974 and will turn 37 this year:
74+37=111 How do you like that? According to Chinese feng shui this is the year of money.
This year there is a significant month October. It will have 5 Sundays, 5 Mondays and 5 Saturdays. It happens once in 823 years. It is these years that are called "money bags". If you send this letter to your 8 good friends today, as Chinese Feng Shui says and promises, you will have money in the next four days. Don't break the chain of good news, forward it to others, and may everyone be GOOD too!
and may everything work out for you.
 
Vinin:
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This year we are going to try four unusual dates:
1.1.11; 1.11.11; 11.1.11; 11.11.11 and that's not all...
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Still not up to the eleventh year of the twelfth century. :)

 
leonid553:

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"The obvious is the unbelievable".

QMJ1 oil, - tf = H1 today's candles. Have you seen this?


Gold, yesterday-today! I wonder if it's going to break now or bounce back.

I'm betting on a bounce!

 

Old Wall Street anecdote.

A man comes to the doctor:

- Doctor, help me. My brother thinks he's a chicken.

- Here, take these pills. They should help.

- No, you don't understand. We need eggs.

 
Integer:
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Uh... maybe it's an ex-boyfriend, like... a little bit of breasts. I don't know... she's still balding.