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- Tell me about a three-phase circuit.
Student:
- Well, a three-phase circuit consists of three wires.
- That's right. Next.
- The first wire carries current, the second carries voltage, and the
the third is cosine phi.
- HOW?!
- Cosine forwards.
Electrical engineering test. An instructor to a student:
It's a true story. My father taught electrical engineering at my school. A "son of the great nation" told him during a test that you measure voltage with a voltmeter. I laughed the first time I heard that. :)
That's right. Voltage is measured with a voltmeter, amperage with a sigmeter, power with a power meter, resistance with a resistance meter.
School, paedophile, meat. Yeah...
Sounds like a diagnosis... :-)))
Sounds like a diagnosis... :-)))
my alcoholic friend (16:31:59 7/03/2011)
our copyright teacher here asks us - how many films do you download from torrents? all at once - and what time do you mean? per week? per month, per year? he says - what? you - future copyright specialists, you should answer - what are torrents? what internet? I live in a village, we have no electricity
That's right. Voltage is measured with a voltmeter, amperage with a current meter, power with a power meter, resistance with a resistance meter.
It's much simpler now - everything is measured with a multimeter.
it's much simpler now - everything is measured with a multimeter.
No, it isn't - a multimeter is a thing of the past. These days, everything is measured with a meter and a gauge. You can even measure a trend with them :)
No, it isn't - a multimeter is a thing of the past. These days, everything is measured with a meter and a gauge. You can even measure a trend with them :)