[Archive c 17.03.2008] Humour [Archive to 28.04.2012] - page 562

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Svinozavr:

This is what you can make out of a hoover brush!

By the way! Is vacuuming not part of the function, by any chance?

I haven't tried it, but I don't think it does.
 
granit77:
I haven't tried it, but I don't think it will go in.
What won't fit, the hose? The pipe (on which the wrist rests) seems to be present...
 
Svinozavr:
What won't fit, the hose? The pipe (on which the wrist rests) seems to be present...
That's another topic. It's like a policeman and a whistle.
 
Three men are sitting in a boat, fishing. It's nighttime, it's starting to get light.
One says: "The sun is rising!
The second one says: "I haven't seen such a beautiful sunrise in a long time!
The third kicks the first two out of the boat.
The men come up. What for?
- The first for the off-topic, the second for the flooding.
- Are you out of your fucking mind?!
Man pulls out his paddle and smacks them both over the head.
 
О! That's close. Here's more (from Bashorg).


<ico> hear you
<ico> asshole
<ico> unban me
<ico> please

 


The styling of the new Russian police car.
The word 'POLICE' is inscribed on the muzzle, naturally reversed for the rear-view mirror, like 'ambulance' for an ambulance.
It turns out to be a JAZZYLOP!

 

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moskitman:


It turns out to be a YACILOP!


AND "MILITARY"? :-))))
 

Pain is the body's natural response to the investigator's simple questions.

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Looking for a girl who likes to clean fish and knows how to dig worms, put them on a hook, with her motorboat. A photo of the boat is a must!!!

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If you want to find out what
the real "in my mouth
my feet, take a walk
in a second-class carriage
at night in the dark.

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