[Archive c 17.03.2008] Humour [Archive to 28.04.2012] - page 426

 
TheXpert:

Welcome to the new server.

And your avatar is a Cheshire cat, I think.


He's got a very cheeky face, you've got to look closely.
 
 
Mischek:

He's got a cheeky face, you've got to look closely.

Not cheeky - cunning and clever.

Here's an alternative -- https://c.mql4.com/forum/2010/10/smilecat_1.png

 
 

Moves

 
Original text:

"once upon a cold winter's day"

...10 translations later we get:

"after winter."

http://funnytranslator.com/translation
 
Original text:

"I've seen some shit, but I've lost the coordinates."

...10 translations later we get:

"I pahozhu rubbish, but I lost contact."
 
Original text:

"riding the Greek man across the river sees the Greek man in the river cancer shoved the Greek man in the river cancer by the hand the Greek man tsap"

...10 translations later we get:

"He put down the river, Greece, Greece, near Rio de Janeiro, cancer, cancer, automated design, everything"
 
Original text:

""Dmitry Medvedev""

...56 translations later we get:

""President of any words.""
 
Original text:

"The priest had a dog, he loved her. She ate a piece of meat, he killed her. "

...56 translations later we get:

"I am man, steak, and death."