The fun days of tech support - MQL4 and MetaTrader 4

[Deleted] 2010.03.17 18:12 #671

Mischek >>:

Как-то случайно обнаружил, года полтора не смотрю телик . в смысле эфир
кроме "спокойной ночи малыши", сын настойчиво привлекает, и ещё раз в месяц Жванецкий по России
если бывает что то стоющее, так друзья скажут и можно найти в инете или DVD взять
Телевизор - окно в мусоропровод )

михаил потапыч 2010.03.17 18:32 #672

The fun days of tech support

https://www.mql5.com/go?link=https://turbopad.ru/?t=657

михаил потапыч 2010.03.17 18:35 #673

also

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Letter to technical support Hello, dear Mr. ISP!
This is your user writing to you. Please help me. My internet connection is broken today.
Yesterday it was working but today I tried to open Yandex, but the monitor said that it can't display the page.
can't display the page. My computer buddy said it might be because
that the internet is broken. Can you fix it, please, or give me another internet for the time being, because I really need to open Yandex.
Because I really need to open Yandex, there was an important link for me yesterday.
information for me. But today even pings to Yandex are not coming, and about traserta it is visible that the intermediate
server is in down time, but do what you want: change routing table, DNS-servers. I don't
I don't care how you get around it, but the fact that all your traffic's going through a dead server
doesn't bother me, that's not what I'm paying you for.
Response:
Hello Dear User!
This is your ISP. We apologise for the temporary disruption in internet service and
We would like to assure you that this is not our fault but that it is the fault of our parent organisation.
We do, however, care for our users and should this happen again, we ask you to
In the unlikely event that such a situation should arise again, we would ask you to make use of our in-house developed software, which can be found in the annex of this letter.
which you will find enclosed in this letter. All you need to do is to run this program and it will create a new Internet connection for you.
The best way to connect to the Internet is to connect to your computer via a public network, using a web interface.
Although you could have guessed to use a live anonymous proxy yourself because I'm not
I'm not going to change the routing table for every downer on someone else's server.
to administer the servers, you half-assed lame-ass.

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