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Here's how it is:
http://lenta.ru/news/2010/03/09/bonappetit/

 

The police caught the maniac :))) Ladies better not watch.
https://www.mql5.com/go?link=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBs__jOzCCE&feature=related

 

 
A short anecdote from forexcity.ru:
"Call me a chicken again and I'll blow your balls off..."
 
- What should a specialist do on a salary of 7,000 roubles?
- Nothing... and even do a little harm!!! ...
 
Night. Street. A lantern. Pharmacy.
A tavern. A bar. Girls. Disco.
Roulette. Poker. Chips. In the eye.
Taxi. Flat. Toilet.
Wife. Bed. Pillow. Sleep.
Dawn. Brine. Pill. Moan.
Squeal. Children. Hoover. Lunch.
Wife. Plate. Dog. The bell.
The door. Mother-in-law. Mother-in-law. Bottle
A feast. Ambulance. Stretcher.
Alcohol. Cotton wool. Scalpel. Cucumber.
Mortuary. Orderlies. That's it. The end...