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It's sad when longstanding, established users get banned for nonsense. Thus demonstrating, first and foremost, their awesomeness. What did this ban give you? There are not many articles of this level (with a fundamental approach to the problem in question) in your article base. Who will you stay with, gentlemen from MK? You already have a large number of empty-heads on the forum, and in the future and with this approach, there will be more and more of them. It is sad.
To Reshetov
Do not take it personally. If people have no sense of humor, it is not their problem, it is the problem of those who brought them up. Good luck to you.
What makes you think he was banned? His accounts are alive.
He was offered easy withdrawal options, but he disappeared and did not respond. Maybe he realised he was committing public suicide.
MQ has behaved inappropriately. Clearly Reshetov was in trouble, if not financially, then emotionally.
Instead of helping him, he was simply publicly insulted. Why this had to be done is not clear to me.
In fact he was the one who insulted everyone and everything; we, for our part, worked patiently with him, waited, and offered a simple way of solving the problem.
But he wanted a different result - something to do with psychological issues.
What makes you think he was banned? His accounts are alive.
And here you are lying. I have personally seen Reshetov banned on both the 5 and the 4.
And here you are lying. I have personally seen Reshetov banned on both the 5 and the 4.
It was a mistake, it was dealt with straight away in the morning.
Is the article really over? No more article?
The main character. The name Renat. Businessman and respectable man, representative of the bourgeoisie class, a globalist. Has a cellular phone. Leads a healthy lifestyle. A sportsman, an honest family man, a member of the United Russia party since 1939, etc. etc. Pays his taxes honestly and sleeps well. He is the owner of an international software corporation that develops software for kitchen brokers.
Antihero. Last name Reshetov. Trader-pest, representative of the class of deadbeats. Anti-globalist. Unhealthy lifestyle. He is engaged in dishonestly stealing money from the main character's clients by implementing malicious bots (Expert Advisors) on their servers, hacking into quotation generators and thus predicting price behavior. He does not have a mobile phone, as he can be tracked on this very mobile phone.
A presentation for the company's clients is in full swing. The main character with a microphone in his hands describes the benefits of the MetaTrader 5 platform to those present in the auditorium. "The main slogan comes from his lips: "Optimize and Lead. Clients are happy, applauding and cheering. The presentation comes to a successful conclusion. Renat enters his office, he is happy and satisfied. He sits down at his computer. A message appears on the screen from an unknown user nicknamed Reshetov offering to post some kind of article on the company's website. The GM agrees, posts the article and wants to pay the fee by direct money transfer to the author. But Reshetov asks to place the fee in the company's internal payment system, supposedly to buy bots in the marketplace and pay for cloud computing. An unsuspecting Renat complies with the author's request.
Reshetov, at this time, along with his lawyer accomplice, after reading an article on the site and knowing that the protection of the payment system on the site s easy to bypass using any mobile phone, remotely access the server and using the left mobile phone, steal money from users. Having divided the loot, they split up, one to a beer house, the other to mind his own business - to advise the bandits on how to avoid legal punishment.
A software company. All the employees work amicably, to the exclamation of the civilian minder: "The sun is still high!". A secretary bursts into G.G.'s office yelling, "We have an emergency!". Renat turns on his computer and sees that Reshetov has made a fuss on the forum, claiming that his money had been stolen by intruders, since he allegedly never had a mobile phone and nevertheless, all funds have been withdrawn from his account. GM urgently convenes a meeting which unanimously at the sight of the invigilator adopted a salutary resolution: the money stolen from users' accounts should be recovered from the company, and consequently the employees should not even bring up their salaries. The company's honour is saved.
But the anti-hero doesn't get complacent and goes to the company's server and bans himself. In order to make yet another fuss he registers on the forum under different nicknames through a left proksytnik and posts on it false messages stating that the company not only failed to compensate for the loss but was even banned when they tried to demand compensation.
The protagonist tries to clear up the misunderstanding, removes the antihero's ban and posts on the forum:
What makes you think he was banned? His accounts are alive.
A very effective dramatisation technique called: "Aha, gotcha, you son of a bitch!". Don't roll the dice on the white and fluffy, the protagonist has to have trumps up his sleeve.
The anti-hero has been relentless and is once again posting on the forum under someone else's nickname:
And here you are lying. I personally saw Reshetov banned on 5 and 4.
It was by mistake, we dealt with him immediately in the morning.
He is the one who insulted everyone and everything.
Well, it's clear even a drunken hedgehog, because according to the laws of the genre, the anti-hero is supposed to do just that.
He was offered easy ways to withdraw money, but he disappeared and did not respond.
Personnel company employees trying to reach Reshetov on his mobile phone.
Renat:
Perhaps he realized that he had committed public suicide.
The town's leader thinks for us as it is his direct duty to think for everyone and to speak for everyone. He is a good hero and does good deeds for which he only gets spitballs instead of thanks.
Renat:
But he needs a different result - something to do with psychological issues there.
Again, Renat thinks for us.
For our part we patiently worked with him, waited, suggested a simple way to solve the problem.
Well, yes, because the company compensated all the victims.
Is the article over? There will be no more articles?
This is the author's wish.
Once again, Renat thinks for us, which only embellishes the GG. But, there's some inconsistency in the storyline here. Because if the anti-hero has committed some sort of suicide, disappeared and doesn't respond, yet his wishes somehow become known to the protagonist? But this only adds more intrigue to the soap opera. And there has to be a way to get out of it. On the other hand there is a choice of how to lead the plot further, so that the audience can understand where the main character is coming from about the anti-hero's wishes:
This is bullshit and this is bullshit and that is bullshit. The storyline here is clearly lame.
It needs something more exotic. For example, a saucer with aliens lands in front of the company office. Brothers on reason come to office GP, notified in advance of a visit by SMS and say that among the Earthlings there is a malevolent figure, which is in the intergalactic wanted, surname Reshetov. His task is to introduce a certain malicious code in computers on Earth. This same code will destroy the world's economy, undermine globalization and all the money will flow into accounts anti-hero. Urgent measures must be taken before Reshetov has time to carry out his insidious plan and gain world domination. According to the latest information, the malicious code of the anti-hero is somewhere in the office of the company.
G.G. orders his employees to urgently search for the vcode. All, including a cleaning lady, get the aliens' sensors and start crawling around the office with them on their hands and knees, looking for it in all corners. Eventually everyone moves to one place - the company's server.
The GG thanks his brothers in mind and invites them to stop by when they have money and says goodbye. He convenes a corporate meeting. Agenda: The location of the malicious code is localized, now how to find it on the server and destroy it? The meeting lasts for three days and three nights. Tired from sleepless nights, GM gets a brilliant idea: the malicious code is in Reshetov's article! He turns on the server and the code is indeed there, in the text of the article as well as in the attached file. Renat presses the "Delete" button and a message appears saying "Are you out of your mind? Do you really want to delete the article? (Y/N)". The DG's hand reaches for the "Y" button, but then:
- Don't move. Hands on your heads. Anyone who stumbles will be shot immediately. - An armed Reshetov and a lawyer entered the office. They put a muzzle to Rosh's head. - slowly lower the keyboard to the floor and kick it in our direction.
The secretary shrieks in profanity. Rosh drops his glasses and can't see a thing. The minder cowardly hides in the toilet and locks himself in.
GM wants to press the button, but he feels sorry for Rosh. He puts the keyboard on the floor and kicks it towards Reshetov. The anti-hero picks up the keyboard and shoves it into his groin. Together with the lawyer and Rosh-em, he tries to leave the office. Starikov lunges at the lawyer like a cat, wrestles the gun away and enters into an uneven fight. GM grabs the monitor and throws it at Reshetov. A martial arts brawl ensues, resulting in the lawyer being shot and Reshetov being trapped by the monitor. And the motionless bodies of the anti-heroes, liberally sprinkled with ketchup, lie lifeless on the floor. The GG takes out from behind Reshetov's sinus a keyboard and reaches for the button. Reshetov opens one eye still drenched in ketchup and reaches out for the gun lying on the floor, grabs it and shoots him in the shoulder of the GG. Oldkov finishes off the anti-hero with a well-aimed shot.
Rosh finds the glasses, puts them on, and lifts the wounded G.G. off the floor. Renat, moaning in pain, finally presses the unfortunate button. The lawyer and Reshetov's bodies anihilate. Starikov takes some duct tape and tapes the secretary's mouth shut. The squealing stops. The minder emerges from the latrine, zipping up his fly. The whole company laughs and taps each other on the palms of their hands.
The world economy is saved! The Greeks dance the lezginka at the Acropolis with the police, who have been beating them up so far. Merkel and Sarkozy hug and kiss, a wedding date has already been set. Obama turns white like Michael Jackson.
Titles.
The world economy is saved! The Greeks and the police, who have been beating them to death, dance the lezginka in the Acropolis. Merkel and Sarkozy hug and kiss - their wedding date has already been set. Obama turns white like Michael Jackson.
Titles.
Classic dramatisation.
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