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Ukrainians will face a "water tax" from 1 January

As a result of the new tax until January 1, 2013 the owners or users of land plots must install meters for deep artesian wells. This was stated by the Minister of Ecology and Natural Resources of Ukraine Eduard Stavytskyi on air of the TV channel "UBR".

"Water cannot be free. Therefore, we will put meters on industrial wells," he said.

Water metering will be carried out by the State Service of Geology and Mineral Resources of Ukraine. How "industrial wells" will differ from ordinary wells has not yet been reported.

 
Mischek:

Ukrainians face a "water tax" from 1 January

Resources belong to the people, right? Latvia imposed a tax on rain, they imposed a tax on wells... I wonder if they have thought about counting water in rivers and taxing every resident for every kilometre, and guests for every browse in the direction of the river?
 

The code of procedure has been amended so that hearsay evidence is now admissible in court.

= Do you confirm that it was the defendant who raped the victim?

- Yes.

= Did you see it?

- No, but people are talking.

this dialogue will become quite legitimate thanks to the new law :(

http://www.bagnet.org/news/society/180041

 
Urain:

The code of procedure has been amended so that hearsay evidence is now admissible in court.

= Do you confirm that it was the defendant who raped the victim?

- Yes.

= Did you see it?

- No, but people are talking.

this dialogue will become quite legitimate thanks to the new law :(

It must be a duck, it can't be, it's the basis of Roman law on which everything is built.
 
Mischek:
A duck, it can't be, it's the basis of Roman law on which everything is built.

No ducks, everything is serious, politicians comment on the work.

What the fuck do brothers care about Roman law? They got their own law.

 

Run along then.

escape plan

 
Mischek:

Run along then.

escape plan

I've been thinking about Poland or the Czech Republic for a year.

The other day Ukraine introduced a 15% tax on all cash-currency transactions.

 
Urain:

I have been considering Poland or the Czech Republic for a year.

The other day Ukraine introduced a 15% tax on all cash-currency transactions.

Well, you guys are better off there than we are.
 
Urain:

I've been thinking about Poland or the Czech Republic for a year now.

The other day Ukraine imposed a 15% tax on all foreign currency cash transactions.

Similarly, it's high time to go, we have to break out before they introduce serfdom (they'll do that).

Mischek:
You guys are better than us.

And you thought it was fucked up, but it's going to be even worse.

 

Hussars, don't. It's clear enough.)

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