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Uladzimir Izerski 2021.11.28 18:41 #49361

Sergey Gridnev #:
What branch? It's "Interesting and Humour".

;)

It's funny there and it's interesting there. But not everyone understands it.

transcendreamer 2021.11.28 19:03 #49362

The drunken biobabble nerd is getting so hot that he even bombs here or messes up the branches 😁

So it was good vampirism, quality vampirism... - "ideally the victim will constantly remember the hurt and try to replay the situation" (c).

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Denis Sartakov 2021.11.29 13:22 #49363

Dmytryi Nazarchuk #:

The bulldozer operator Stepan once dreamt that the foreman came up to him at the site and said: "Stepan, go home, the universe is just a holographic projection in a quantum entangled ocean. Genesis is a fluctuation at the subatomic level. Your mind will never allow you to comprehend the transcendental nature of the universe, and our permanent futility only multiplies entropy and brings the heat death of the universe closer.

The exponentially inflating chaos of nothingness will not bring catharsis to anyone, because neither life nor death have any meaning, man is only a bizarre game for the sake of a game of chemical elements and the amino acids built from them, and your mind is a brief blip in the endlessly flowing chthonic river of the underworld kingdom of Hades. Better go buy some port and forget the gloom of a hopeless existence..."

Stepan woke up and looked at his watch - there were still three hours to get up. All he understood from what the foreman had said was that there was no need to go to work ...

In fact, he went to work, just in case,

and, just in case, refrained from a hangover in the morning, sat down at the tractor and found that sober he did not know how to drive it...

Vitaly Murlenko 2021.11.30 02:19 #49364

From the internet:

- I thought my wife and I would have more money after we got married because we would have two sources of income. We did - I got a second job

Vitaly Murlenko 2021.11.30 02:38 #49365

Stumbled across this on the internet by chance. Wow, it happens :)))))))))))

My mum's a medic at the bus depot. She's not licensed to treat, but she's always poking around with her folk remedies. So this driver comes in: 50 years old, coughing. My mother advised him to grate fresh ginger and add it to his tea... A week or more later, a satisfied man arrives with a chocolate bar:

- Doctor, thank you so much for the recipe!

- You're welcome! Cough gone?

- To hell with the cough! I've got such a hard-on that I go out with my wife several times a day! Only when I was young was that! Thank you so much from me and my wife!

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