Interesting and Humour - page 3078

 
СанСаныч Фоменко:

...nonsense removed.


Do you know the system from the inside ?

maybe you know what processing is and how balances are stored in it and how it's different from balance sheet?

do you know the mechanism of on line debits at the bank ?

and do you know how technical overdrafts arise in which cases and what types of technical overdrafts there are? and do you know how they arise?

do you know how claims are processed?

how does account 40817 differ from account 42301 ? what is the difference between accounts 40817 and 40820 and what are the types of 40817 accounts?

do you know the chart of accounts of a bank at the level of chief accountant?

do you know how it all works ?


SanSanych Fomenko:

but when it was explained to me,


maybe I could explain to you what you obviously don't know.

and you don't understand the difference between a balance sheet and a balance sheet

and that they are different things !



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Yuriy Zaytsev:


Do you know the system from the inside ?

maybe you know what processing is and how it stores balances and how it differs from the balance sheet.

do you know the mechanism of on line debits at the bank?

and do you know how technical overdrafts arise in which cases and what types of technical overdrafts there are? and do you know how they arise?

and how claims are processed?

how does account 40817 differ from account 42301 ? what is the difference between accounts 40817 and 40820 and what are the types of 40817 accounts?

do you know the bank's chart of accounts at the level of chief accountant?

do you know how it works ?


maybe i can explain it to you ? what you obviously don't know ?

you don't understand the difference between balance sheet and processing balance sheet ?

and that they are different things !



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All of the things you listed, I know

Bygones.

 

I just got this.

Now our DCs are going to get rich on stopouts.

Please pay extra attention to the change in margin requirements for currency pairs with British pound (GBP) and Euro (EUR).

Startingfrom 10.06.2016 on NDD.MT4 and NDD.MT5 accounts for currency pairs with GBP the margin requirements will be increased by 10 times, and for currency pairs with EUR - by 4 times. For PRO.MT4, DIRECT.MT5 and GLOBAL.MT5 accounts for GBP currency pairs, the margin requirement will be increased 4 times. The change in margin requirements does not apply to instruments of the Currency market group on GLOBAL.MT5 accounts, in particular to the GBPRUB pair.

Please note, the margin will be increased regardless of the leverage level set on your trading account.

Here are some examples of margin calculation for NDD accounts:

- For a trade of 0.01 lot on GBPUSD at a leverage of 1:200 the pledge will be 50 GBP, not the standard 5 GBP. Correspondingly, a leverage of1:50 would require a deposit of 200 GBP, not 20 GBP.

- For a deal of 0.01 lot for EURUSD at a leverage of 1:200 a deposit will be 20 EUR instead of the standard 5 EUR. Thus at a leverage of 1:100 a deposit will be 40 EUR instead of 10 EUR.

For PRO.MT4, DIRECT.MT5 and GLOBAL.MT5 accounts:

- For a trade of 0.01 lot on GBPUSD pair, with a leverage of 1:200 the pledge will be 20 GBP instead of the standard 5 GBP, and with a leverage of1:25 the pledge will be 160 GBP instead of 40 GBP.

Please take this information into consideration when trading and also pay attention to the margin requirements for your trading accounts.

If you have any questions please call us at+7 (495) 213-15-98 or8-800-333-53-36(free from Russia), our specialists are always happy to help you!

Best regards,

 
СанСаныч Фоменко:

I just got this.

Now our DCs are going to get rich on stopouts.

Please pay extra attention to the change in margin requirements for currency pairs with British pound (GBP) and Euro (EUR).

Startingfrom 10.06.2016 on NDD.MT4 and NDD.MT5 accounts for currency pairs with GBP the margin requirements will be increased by 10 times, and for currency pairs with EUR - by 4 times. For PRO.MT4, DIRECT.MT5 and GLOBAL.MT5 accounts for GBP currency pairs, the margin requirement will be increased 4 times. The change in margin requirements does not apply to instruments of the Currency market group on GLOBAL.MT5 accounts, in particular to the GBPRUB pair.

Please note, the margin will be increased regardless of the leverage level set on your trading account.

Here are some examples of margin calculation for NDD accounts:

- For a trade of 0.01 lot on GBPUSD at a leverage of 1:200 the pledge will be 50 GBP, not the standard 5 GBP. Correspondingly, a leverage of1:50 would require a deposit of 200 GBP, not 20 GBP.

- For a deal of 0.01 lot for EURUSD at a leverage of 1:200 a deposit will be 20 EUR instead of the standard 5 EUR. Thus at a leverage of 1:100 a deposit will be 40 EUR instead of 10 EUR.

For PRO.MT4, DIRECT.MT5 and GLOBAL.MT5 accounts:

- For a trade of 0.01 lot on GBPUSD pair, with a leverage of 1:200 the pledge will be 20 GBP instead of the standard 5 GBP, and with a leverage of1:25 the pledge will be 160 GBP instead of 40 GBP.

Please take this information into consideration when trading and also pay attention to the margin requirements for your trading accounts.

If you have any questions please call us at+7 (495) 213-15-98 or8-800-333-53-36(free from Russia), our specialists are always happy to help you!

Best regards,

Didn't you specify the time? Will the transition be during the day, or at 00:00 or 23:59 ? So Friday will be in which mode?
 
Олег avtomat:
Did they not specify a time? Will the transition be during the day, or at 00:00 or 23:59 ? So Friday will be in what mode?
I copied it.
 
Олег avtomat:
Did they not specify a time? Will the transition be during the day, or at 00:00 or 23:59 ? So Friday will be in which mode?
Startingfrom 10.06.2016 on accounts....
 
i.e. it can go off at any time
 
Yuriy Zaytsev:
Nobody owes anybody anything.
A glitch is a glitch... They just put it all back in place.
And he was in deficit because he had time to make transactions for that amount... Read it again...
He went into deficit for the exact amount he withdrew through the online system... Maybe he's paid more than 6,000 in utility bills... Well now just top up the account :) and the next time he won't play.

And if he hasn't withdrawn it, he'll get it back... They will just sort it out first... It is common practice at banks ... If it happens because of human error ... or because of failure.

Our journalists sometimes write such bullshit...
They don't understand the specifics. They don't know the subject :)


There is also such a thing as a technical overdraft.
He got it exactly in the usual technical overdraft.
There are overdrafts in the millions. I've seen it myself...

And Dimitri's right... He shouldn't have been fooling around. A normal person wouldn't do that. He's not completely stupid... And he's not a child.
the guy played around with 27 million - he should have rented more, not 6,000, better a few million and go to london))))
 
СанСаныч Фоменко:

All of the things you listed, I know.


Bygones.

Oh, you know!


And if you know, you can probably answer them easily.
Just if you don't know, then sure.
You could say bygones. ))))
That's what they say when they don't really know.



So what's the difference between the balance sheet and the processing balance sheet ?
what is the difference between 40817 and 40820 ?
what is the type of 40817 accounts?

Do you know the chart of accounts of a bank ?
List all balance sheet accounts of legal persons ?

How is Form 251 created ? What is shown on it ?
What is shown in form 101 ?
Which accounts are shown in Form 2 and what is it
How is a series of postings made to write off commissions ? Which accounts are involved in it ?
Posting scheme please
on which account income tax is written off ?
47425 what is it ?

....

There are not too many questions and they are not difficult for someone who knows

 
Alexandr Saprykin:
the guy played around with 27 million - he should have got a bigger house, not 6 thousand, he should have got a few million and gone to london))))
He was playing in the sandbox.
Where you can pay small amounts of money.
Pay for the phone, or transfer a limited amount of money.

Transfer ... large sums on line ... Through services from phones ... Each bank usually has its own services... They have their own limitations. Large amounts of money
won't work: )))) ...

He wouldn't have made it to London in time.
Those who take a minibus don't make it to London.

He'd be more likely to get into the sailor's silence.