Interesting and Humour - page 2439

[Valeriy Krynin]

• If all the keys on your piano are black, try lifting the lid.
• The new Lada-Priora will have a fourth pedal from 2014 - to inflate the airbag.
• If you frighten an ostrich in a graveyard, it will be frightened twice.

[Sergey Golubev]

The carrot and stick method has no effect on the diabetic masochist.

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Today, my wife and I came to pick up the children from the country house.
The first one to come running out to us was a happy, happy grandfather.

[Pavel Gotkevitch]

An unrecognisable France... Onwards to the Caliphate!

[Valeriy Krynin]

-So, Dodik, we'll split the profits 50 x 50.
- But, Semyon Markovich, I want 70!
- All right, you talked me into it - 70 x 70!

[Andrew Petras]

[Valeriy Krynin]

My neighbour decided to start from scratch. Forex played a huge part in this.

[Sergey Golubev]

- What did you name your doggie?
- Pook-Pook.
- You don't even have to open your mouth to call her.

[Konstantin Gruzdev]

pagot:

Well, why did we become like this and they remain different?

[Sergey Gridnev]

Lizar:

There is so much bullshit around, you can't trust anyone. Where is the guarantee that the response video is not fabricated?

[Andrew Petras]