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That's it. We lost him. He was killed by a cat.
Comrades, kill your cats before they kill you.
As soon as the cat brings you dead food, put it in the microwave on full blast.
That's it. We lost him. He was killed by a cat.
Comrades, kill your cats before they kill you.
As soon as the cat brings you a dead hedgehog, put it in the microwave without delay and turn it up to full power.
He hid from me for a long time, then jumped around the corner. But... claims he didn't take it. Brought a second hedgehog and stomped on his belly.
He's still alive.
And you believe him? You don't have much time. Microwave him.
Where does that thing get so many hedgehogs?
Probably swapping it for slippers, the bastard.
He's still alive.
And you believe him? You don't have much time. Microwave him.
Where does that thing get so many hedgehogs?
Yeah, alive... sitting with the cat, eating a hedgehog out of the microwave, remembering... Me - my slippers, the cat - his pantry...
About the number of hedgehogs - he doesn't say, but he's sly, he smiles...
Yeah, alive... sitting with the cat, eating a hedgehog from the microwave, reminiscing... Me, my slippers, the cat, his pantry...
About the number of hedgehogs - he doesn't say, but he's sly, smiling...
I'm telling you, he's trading in his slippers.
Why do you need Europe? It's boring there and we're going to be fun again.
He and I already went to the shop to pick out a new pantry for him.
The horror. He's controlling you.
You buy him new slippers and he trades them back for hedgehogs.
You'll eat the hedgehogs and go get new slippers.
That's no way to live.