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Alexey Viktorov:
Except there wasn't a single positive example. A squirrel has to be caught first.

Maybe they were, but everyone was smart enough to flip right away.

It will die on its own.

 

Discussions (voting) on women's forums.

If a husband is starting to grow horns,

  • it means the husband has a lot of calcium in his system!
  • Means NOT ALL men watched football last night.
  • Means he'll start mooing soon.
 

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  • His ex is constantly calling and giggling maliciously...
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  • How can I tell him that we will have two children right after the wedding?
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  • Where does someone hide shop receipts?
 
Well, thank you. I had a good laugh.
 
Дмитрий:

After the first spoilage, a couple of enterprising neighbours, together with the victim, call the collector and tell him to come and get the money...

If they don't bury it, they'll sell a kidney for sure...

 
Vladimir Pastushak:

After the first spoilage, a couple of enterprising neighbours, together with the victim, call the collector and tell him to come and get the money...

If they don't bury it, they'll sell a kidney for sure...

well, they'll call.

And then Arthur from Kavkaz Vogograd arrives...

 

The Olympics football semi-final today is BRAZIL - HONDURAS. I'm for HONDURAS.


 
Yuri Evseenkov:

The Olympics football semi-final today is BRAZIL - HONDURAS. I'm for HONDURAS.


Mama dear... This shit must be 20 years old or more and I didn't know Arkanov decided to sing... And how young Lolita is, you could even say "pretty enough". So much for Honduras....
 
Дмитрий:

well, they'll call.

And Arthur from Kavkaz Vogograd will come...

Don't "blah-blah". When such an advertisement appears, you should write a statement to the prosecutor's office (preferably a collective one) about the threats, and no "Artur" will come anywhere.

Actually it looks very much like a fake. And do you really think that such an announcement is "interesting and humorous"?

 
A man comes to a barbershop for a shave (an old joke)
There are several empty chairs
the first chair is comfortable and soft - hangs several snow-white towels a super-duper razor of some imported - shines - perfectly sharpened - smells of expensive cologne - the higher pilots in general
he asks how much it costs to shave the answer - 5 rubles - his eyes widen - he says
- no problem - you can do it for 3 rubles - the chair is ordinary - a towel is one but fresh and not snow-white - razor is ordinary but very sharp - simple cologne
he asks next chair - is it even cheaper? - the answer is yes - a ruble - he takes a seat - says it suits me fine
the chair is a bit creaky and loose - the towel has yellow stains - the razor is ordinary - no cologne at all
they start shaving him - the razor is not sharp, it hurts , but he put up with it
and then he hears shouting - he turns around and sees - there, behind a sheet full of blood splashes - a place aside - where a man is being shaved on a stool - a very blunt razor, rusty and dirty with blood - the man is screaming in pain, yelling and swearing!
He asks what it is - the barber answers - they shave there for 10 kopecks.
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