Interesting and Humour - page 735

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Silent:
In Soviet Russia... Apple failed to register trademark for iPad with Rospatent

Yeeessssss))

Not here, not there.

A three-year-old infant who made a rectangular sand cube has unexpectedly infringed 15 Apple patents.

 
Vladon 2012.11.29 11:04 2012.11.29 11:04:12 #

that's amazing.

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There's a video of this machine somewhere on YouTube. The pattern itself is created by the workers laying the tiles at the top, and the machine only lowers the tiles down.
 

A video on how tiles are laid.


 

Egyptian sharks have seen many things, but a crowd of drunken Russian tourists shouting, "Holy shit! Dolphins!" - are still remembered with horror.


- Yes, Vovochka, we spoiled you. We'll have to punish you!

-Good thing: you spoiled me, but punish me?!


A man goes to the doctor:

- Doctor, my wife left me and took my kids, I got kicked out of work, I have no money, no friends, I started drinking a lot, but my hands are shaking, my eyes are all double, my whole body hurts, I can't think straight, what should I do?

- Oh-oh-oh, this is bad! As a doctor, I recommend you to abstain from alcohol, but as a human being, I don't recommend it.

 
 
You want to be out in the open, you're going to get more than that.
 
My name is Anya! For thirty years I've been giving men manicures.
And yesterday I found out it wasn't a manicure.
 
sergeev:

You want to go free, you'll get more than that.
it's a beagle, a smart hunting dog of northern latitudes, what's it doing in southern latitudes? isn't it Korea? then it's not just a will or no will ))
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