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Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, and their family were recently photographed sitting in coach on a flight from Paris. Brad and Angelina didn't mind flying coach, but they did get annoyed when they were asked to check some of their carry-on children.

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The Apple Watch is one of the hottest products in the world right now. It's amazing. It's a phone, it's the Internet, and it can read your heart rate. There's even a rumor that it can tell time.

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Indiana's lottery is selling bacon-scented tickets as part of a "Bringin' Home the Bacon" game. If you win, you can choose between $10,000 or bacon for 20 years. They better hope I don't win. That $10,000 would be a drop in the ocean.

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Hillary Clinton joined Instagram this afternoon and somehow she's already deleted thousands of photos.

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Apple has just announced that from now on, all new iPhones and iPads will require a six-digit passcode. You hear that, hackers? Now instead of typing "1,2,3,4" to hack into my iPhone, you're going to have to type "1,2,3,4,5,6."