Traders joking, the beginning - page 465

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[pavaka]

...that was some sick "no child left behind" thing in Pakistan the other day...

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Guess who's running for president? Jeb Bush. Jeb was governor of Florida and he speaks fluent Spanish, which raises the question: What language did his brother speak? What was that?

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A FedEx truck crashed in New Jersey and spilled packages on the highway. Police would've responded, but when anything falls off a truck in Jersey, it's actually the law to NOT ask questions.

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The Dalai Lama said there should be no more Dalai Lamas after his death. That's particularly bad news for his son, Steve Lama.

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[Mladen Rakic]

"Joke" of the day :

European Central Bank officials are considering ways to ensure weak countries that stand to gain most from a fresh round of money printing bear more of the risk and cost.

Exclusive: ECB considers making weaker euro zone states bear more quantitative easing risk - sources | Reuters

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A new report says ISIS is trying to recruit professionals like doctors, engineers, and accountants. Sorry, kids, even ISIS says they're not hiring liberal arts majors.

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