Traders joking, the beginning - page 459

[tim079]

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[seekers]

The acting director of the Secret Service, Joseph Clancy, said they may make the fence around the White House taller because of the recent security failures. When asked if he had any other ideas, he said, 'Uh, make the sidewalk lower?'

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[pavaka]

"Private Messages

0 New PMs. You have 10 total out of 50 allowed."

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"0 New PMS."

"You have 10 total out of 50 allowed" - I wish it was that simple in real life....

[seekers]

Warren Buffett's company has bought Duracell for $6.4 billion. I think he overpaid because batteries were not included.

[William Snyder]

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[seekers]

Washington state had its first marijuana auction and ended up selling 300 pounds of pot for $600,000. And it was all bought by a customer from out of state — named Giancarlo Stanton.

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