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Former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush announced he is against medical marijuana in the state because it could hurt the tourism industry. Then Jamaica was like, 'You sure man?

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Rumor has it that Texas Gov. Rick Perry badly wants to run in the next presidential race. You can tell Perry's behind it because they're starting to make signs that says 'Perry 2017.

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The most ridiculous statement of the day :

German Agriculture Minister Christian Schmidt also urged people to consume more fruit. "Eat! You should eat, I should eat, we should eat... Beginning in the early morning, five times a day," he said.

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How do you know when a politician is lying?

- His lips are moving.

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Over the weekend a hacker got into Apple’s iCloud and leaked nude photos of a number of celebrities, including Jennifer Lawrence and Kim Kardashian. Jennifer wants to sue the hacker for damages, while Kim wants to pay the hacker for his trouble.

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