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Just looking at that picture of the fried chicken makes me feel hungry.
 

a recipe for non lag holy grilled adaptive forex hacker :

1) calculate hilbert-huang transform to find the instantaneous frequency and use it to adapt the other steps

2) calculate the correlation dimension of lyapunov exponent and use it to train neurons  of convolutional deep neural networks and put the output in A

3)calculate the super smoother of volume weighted binary enhtropy  function and use it to calculate the spearmans rank correlation (don't forget the significance test by fisher transform , dah !) then put it in B

4)calculate  kendall tau for variables A&B , to find the optimum action by applying fuzzy logic based evolutionary game theory method

your non lag holy grilled forex hacker is ready

p.s: this is suppose to be a joke ............................. or is it ?!

 
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KumoBreake:

a recipe for non lag holy grilled adaptive forex hacker :

1) calculate hilbert-huang transform to find the instantaneous frequency and use it to adapt the other steps

2) calculate the correlation dimension of lyapunov exponent and use it to train neurons  of convolutional deep neural networks and put the output in A

3)calculate the super smoother of volume weighted binary enhtropy  function and use it to calculate the spearmans rank correlation (don't forget the significance test by fisher transform , dah !) then put it in B

4)calculate  kendall tau for variables A&B , to find the optimum action by applying fuzzy logic based evolutionary game theory method

your non lag holy grilled forex hacker is ready

p.s: this is suppose to be a joke ............................. or is it ?!

Your evolutionary games will need hours, but on weekend is no forex - so no lag. But instead of correlation dimensions of lyapunov exponents I would try a N4SID based prediction error approach.
 
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