Humour - page 307

 

... And the other frog kept floundering. She remembered the fairy tale and hoped she would soon be standing on a piece of fresh butter.

No one told her that she had fallen into a can of kvass...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
There are only 1 type of person. Those who understand the binary number system and those who do not
 

How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero, because the problem is in the hardware and programmers do not have to deal with it ))))

 
evillive:

How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. One holds the bulbs and two twist the stool.