Humour - page 301

 
zoritch:


not noise... the hibnons are picking up active frequencies and hammering back on them five times

(well catching up with floating probably... it's not written anywhere... :-))

Unreliable. The SPS broadcasts over a wide band at almost noise level. You can't get through.

The SPS is the future of all broadcasting.

 

and why are you so excited about the latest technology... you're so excited... they created the Elbrus 3.2 multi-core...

why does everyone keep thinking we're stupid... because we're not dumb we never went to the moon...

they flew to the Moon seven times...:-))) while our moons were beating like pigs, they took off and flew to LEM like birds...

and landed... right five kilos from the nearest NAVY ship... please

( and now they are all flying at us... Von Braun must have failed after all... :-)))and why is Saturn 5 gone ?

only the shuttles hit afterwards...

 
Is the smoking room closed?
 

so who are we?

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zoritch:


it's a state-of-the-art radio strike system on all frequencies at once, rendering all nearby vehicles completely stunned...

they are completely blind and deaf... and manually shooting down jets somehow doesn't work...

and realized if the next attack was real, no one would even know about it...

even though from their point of view it's crap... on a rusty trough... so they looked at it...

Dreams, dreams... Ask the experts. And don't read the Soviet papers in the morning.
 
AlexeyVik:


is this male solidarity? or is the groom really not "deserving"? two degenerates are like two pairs. mmm, not funny...
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A progressive bogeyman for the Ukrainian military.

 

What a bear, what a bear



 
 

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